{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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Jefferson Township is a township in Jackson County, Kansas, United States. As of the 2000 census, its population was 494.
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