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Óscar Julián Ruiz Acosta is a former Colombian football referee and current referee instructor. He is also a lawyer.
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Dante Gebel is an Argentine writer, pastor, talk show host and television personality, best known for hosting the Dante Night Show on TV Azteca and Dante’s Divine Night on Channel 9 (Argentina) which was later on El Trece, for which he won a MartÃn Fierro award in year 2023 as best television presenter at the ceremony that took place at the Manuel Artime theater in Miami.
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